Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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