i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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