She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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