Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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