jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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