You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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