strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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