Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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