I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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