I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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