I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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