What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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