So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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