Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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