Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
vagina is talking i cant
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
