He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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