She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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