Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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