dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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