So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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