Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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