i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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