Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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