Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
