Dual....:-)
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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