we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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