he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize