using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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