I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
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You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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