My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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