yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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