so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
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