I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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