"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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