he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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