The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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