Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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