Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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