She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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