i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
