Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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