We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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