What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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