I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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