Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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