I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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