I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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