Sponge bath it is.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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