your thong is hanging out like whoa
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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