We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You are the jesus of drinking
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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