Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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