Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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