I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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